The second best thing to come out of this morning’s Breaking Dawn: Part 1 press panel and Hall H presentation was to realize how self-assured Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have become as the world documents their every professional and personal move. The best part? Elizabeth Reaser‘s heretofore unheard sense of humor. Here’s a quick rundown of the best lines from the mouth of Esme Cullen:
“Maybe if the White Stripes were playing and it was a safari tent.” — When asked if she would ever wait in line for something like the Twihards outside Hall H.
“Which uncomfortable shoes am I wearing today?” — In response to the question of how she kept track of which movie was being shot.
“I liked the international vampires – the nutty Romanian guys.” — Her favorite new characters in Breaking Dawn.
“I’ll miss the weird normalcy of getting up at 4AM … going to crafty [craft service] to get rice crackers and jalapeno jack cheese.” — What she’ll miss about filming the series.
“I’d love to do voice-over acting because you can wear, like, sweatpants.”
I hope the humor translates to this page. Reaser has a straightforward delivery that could be wicked in a comedy film, hard R or otherwise. Maybe she could team up with Melissa McCarthy and Wendi McLendon-Covey and remake 9 to 5.